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Allow Me To Introduce Myself (MP3)



LYRICS:

I need something to astound me
Allow me to introduce myself
I need someone here beside me
Allow me to introduce myself
No more sorries
No more sorries
I need something to arouse me
Allow me to introduce myself

I saw you cross the room in your fishnet stockings
And I said to myself, arr, I like a girl in fishnets
Then you stood next to me and someone made you laugh
And you spilled your drink right on my lap
Now I'm not gonna just sit here and take that s&*#, uh, uh

But like every other time, I just looked away
But you suprised me when you turned to say
I'm sorry
What the hell is this? Are you talking to me? You said
I'm sorry
Ah, I ain't gonna let this one go

And there's a guy in the room and he's staring at you
And he's starting to creep me out
Is that your boyfriend?
What the hell is he saying? who cares

I want to take you by the side and look in the eyes
And forget...forget that my pants are f@#$%^& soaked
This getting to be a joke, so I'd better say

No more sorries
No more sorries
I need something to arouse me
Allow me to introduce myself

Alright, let's try this one more time

I need something to astound me
Allow me to introduce myself
I need someone here around me
Allow me to introduce myself
No more sorries
I need something to arouse me
Allow me to introduce myself